Olas humorblogg (med lite politik)

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!

Stuff that doesn't fit in the other categories.

Map over Espresso Houses in Stockholm

Espresso House LogoI spend an awful lot of time in coffeshops, especially Espresso House. In the summers they make a delicious frappino made of ice cold vanilla milk, espresso and chocolate sauce. This drink has magical properties besides tasting great. It also makes it possible for you to concentrate like crazy, understand really long and complex calculations stretching over four pages, lose weight by sheer willpower in minutes, read chinese, appear irresistible to men and women, hear other peoples thoughts and divide by zero. Just like Chuck Norris. Well if you drink enough of them, about 12 in a day should do it.

For some strange reason there is no map on their list over Espresso House coffe shops in Sweden, so I, having about 10.000 better things to do, made a map over those Espresso House coffe shops that are in Stockholm. Thats one way to spend Valtines day i suppose...

I might have gotten some info in the map wrong, but I also filled in some missing info. Bear in mind that this map is in no way endorsed by Espresso House. Almost all the info comes from their page.

Click the "Read more" button to see the map over Espresso House in Stockholm.

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The internets, its filled with funny people

Laughing Monks made of clayA lot of people look at the world and get really depressed, not me! It's really simple – You have to choose to ignore everything that could potentionally make you upset or sad, and only see the good deeds and the crazy wonderful and amazing zaniness of complete strangers. 

Who regardless of their own misery come together to worship at the temple of useless crap and consumerism (Amazon) and set aside some of there valuable worship time to write hilarious reviews of stupid products, just to make complete strangers who they will never know or meet laugh their asses off. If this is not an example of "The kindness of strangers", I don't know what is.

God bless them! :)

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IKEA Ad, Christmas Tree, 1999 - my favourite

Ikea ad christmas tree 1999What I love about this IKEA Ad (commercial) is two things:

1. The girl - the way she looks up at her boyfriend in a really understanding way, is very good. So much is said without saying anything, just a look.

2. The guy - he works very hard to fix stuff and in the end he succedes and makes his girl happy. For a guy, this accomplished mission is heart-warming and inspiring. 

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Barrel Monster

Barrel Monster by Joseph CarnevaleSometimes creative people do something cool in a not very... shall we say "legal" way? Then one would think that the powers that be could let such actions slide sometimes, but alas this is not the case.

Joseph Carnevale, 21 years, from the city if Raleigh in North Carolina took it upon himself to acquire (technically stealing) a few traffic barrels from a road construction site. He used them to make this very interesting sculpture nicknamed the Barrel Monster. He did this by taking them apart (technically destroying) and assemble them into the Barrel Monster.

He put the 10-foot/three meter monster back at the road construction site. The monster has really slowed down the traffic at the site, and thus made it safer for the people working there. 

Then the Police shows up, sees vandalism, destroys the Barrel Monster (technically places it into evicence) and arrests Joseph Carnevale.

More links and a bigger picture if you click the "Read more"-button.  

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Wall-E is Fun-E!

Small Wall-E on a pool table, number 9-ball infront. I had a lot of fun during the christmas holiday. One of the theme presents I gave away to my dear sisters daughter (12 years old) this year was a complete animation kit. That kit consists of a digital camera (Samsung 860), two lights and special day white coating light bulbs, mini tripod, a Wall-E figurine, and some other stuff.

With that and some imagination and creativity we made three movies starring Wall-E. They could be better, but hey, they are pretty good for a 12 year old and another 12-year old. I'm refering to my mental age here and not my actual age.

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I am celebrating today

Redhead young girl, dressed in bathrobe, making pancakes– Enjoying your single life?
– Well, yeah, sure. Who wouldn't?
– So, how long have you been free as  bird?
– A couple of months.
– Exactly how many?
– Well, if you must know. (counting with fingers) One.. two...
(Interupting) – Twelve?
– Euhm, yes... Today actually.
– 12? You've been single for 12 months, that's one year!  What are you? Some kind of religious nut? Took a wow of chastity?
– I'm not religious.... Cheers!
– So a nut then?
– Of cource I'm not A nut... More like a whole warehouse full of them.
– For the love of God, why? How did this happen? Don't you like girls or what?
– I love girls, a lot ! I know everything about girls.
– So, can't find one good one, huh?

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Happy new year (first entry)

Happy man, dressed in suit and tie, making thumbs upWell the reason I started this blog is easy, my investments in lottery tickets are really lacking in solid monetary results. And since there are right at this very moment a lot of really boring, stupid and clueless people getting lots of readers and making loads of money filling their blogs with silly jibberish, I can't help thinking I could be one of them! Besides, I am one of the top people in the field of completely meaningless babble around. I should do great at this blog-thingy! Welcome and enjoy!

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