Olas humorblogg (med lite politik)

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!

I think about things a lot. I'ts not good thinking, but it's a lot. Here are some of the ideas my "thinking" has lead to. And I'm sorry.

I'll be there in a jiffy, I mean jelly, as in fish

Jellyfish on blueI have a another plan! This one is crazy good... Using my keen powers of observation and my vast amounts of mad reasoning skillz I think I have found a way to change my life for the better. Finally! A change of scenery is what I need. I think I would be a lot happier in the Bahamas in the South Seas. But how do I get there? That is the problem.

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I have a system, several in fact


Ola Andersson - A man with a systemA man has a system for everything, that's just how our peanuts work.

I have a system for work: Run around like a squirrel on speed and work on every task no more than four seconds.

I have a system for forgetting where I put my keys: Put them in a new place every single time I leave them somewhere because I sure can use a little more frustrations in my life.

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Best product idea ever

Three spray cans - blankThis might be another case of my brains neurons firing randomly and this somehow makes me think I have an great idea of unstoppable power that will transform the world as we know it and in the process make me filthy stinking rich. Bitter experience has on the other hand taught me that in these cases the idea is just in all likelyhood something assinine and will also get me called male chauvinist a lot. So play along and hit the button "Read more" already, It's gonna be a fun read, even interesting if you wonder how crazy people think!

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Another stellar idea: Topless day

Blonde topless woman holding a tie across her breast around her neck I'm constantly trying to see more nekkid, ehrr, I mean, I'm constantly trying to improve the world in whatever little ways I can and leave it in a better shape for our children, they are our future. Therefore, I, being a creative person with just a little bit of insane tendencies, gets lots of stellar ideas all the time and I would like to share them with you my dear reader.

If you are with me this far you probably think I'm going to say something stupid next, well that is completely wrong, I'm going to say something incredibly stupid, so keep reading!

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