I'm having way to much fun with this discovery. A few days ago I happened to find (on a very technical website a visit regulary, also here) a product bearing my name! And when you think about it, for this particualar product it really is a good name, since it is, well, my name, and it also sound like the noise a person using this product would make. Maybe I'm imagining that last part, but anyways...
A company called Minna, to which I probably should send a big fat stinky check so they can immediately ship a whole crate of theese things, has decided in it's glorius wisdom to name their new product after me! Wow, it is such an honour to be chosen like this. This is also a big surprise since we have never had any contact, but I'm drunk a lot, so I probably just forgot.
Here is the kicker - the product is not garbage truck, it is not a ceramic nose puppy*, it is not a spray on hair, it is not a toilet plunger either. It is not a crappy product in any way. It is... wait for it, a honest to God, very technically advanced sex toy, the Ola vibrator! I'm so happy I could cry right now!
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