Ola Andersson blogg aka Taz_1999

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!
Welcome to the personal bilingual humorblog of Ola Andersson, also known on "teh internets" as Taz_1999. This is where I experiment with writing stuff that should be funny but mostly failing spectaculary in doing so. I have also other projects like Bokföra Moms — a site in Swedish about bookkeeping where I help people doing it. Bookkeeping is something we have to do, but it's is booring and I hate it. But that site has a lot of visitors and this one, who is fun for me has no visitors whatsoever, go figure! Another one is: Plugga Enklare — a site about learning stuff in a fun way, curently under development. And yet another one is: Why We Love Women — a really stupid blog listing all my misunderstandings about women. Could be fun, but I'm not currently working on it, since there are so very many of them, my misunderstandings I mean. I live in Stockholm, Sweden on the tiny island called Lilla Essingen and I am 44 years old, short, round (ok then, fat), single, no kids and drive a ridiculous moped from China. I'm self employed since 2000 and my current company is called Mammals and I'm working with compu.. I mean... I'm a fireman carpenter pornstar astronaut musician who is also crazy good at cooking. I know nothing about anything. Except partying. Which I've only heard of. I hope all this is non-threatening. My heart condition means sex literally could kill me if I get too excited. But thats OK, since my last will and testament states that the last women who does "it" with me will inherit the number to my secret swiss bank account. The number is also tattoed on my person. If you belive any of this and are a hottie, please drop me a line and a photo.

A store just for Liquorice, thank you thank you thank you!

A girl holding a heart shaped pillow to her cheek.One really should appreciate life more, on the whole you don't have it that bad, now do you? At least not if you compare yourself to other sorry losers?

That excellent point aside I would like to give you a tip on how to be a happy person and also tell you the meaning of life: It's to eat more Liquorice! Life is really all to short to not stuff your face with it every day...

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Wall-E is Fun-E!

Small Wall-E on a pool table, number 9-ball infront. I had a lot of fun during the christmas holiday. One of the theme presents I gave away to my dear sisters daughter (12 years old) this year was a complete animation kit. That kit consists of a digital camera (Samsung 860), two lights and special day white coating light bulbs, mini tripod, a Wall-E figurine, and some other stuff.

With that and some imagination and creativity we made three movies starring Wall-E. They could be better, but hey, they are pretty good for a 12 year old and another 12-year old. I'm refering to my mental age here and not my actual age.

Click the "Read more"-link to see them!

 

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Sweet sweet money! How do I love thee?

A happy man with a pile of cash in his handsLet me count the ways...

Today, I'm happy to report, the universe took an refreshing new approach to the whole reward-and-punishment system and it also told me in no uncertain terms how hard work is connected to getting money.

Usually, I need to do a lot of hard work of a degrading, menial and boring nature who also is of questionable morality. Society as a whole and females in particular generally also frowns upon people of my chosen profession. Most of the time I get a reward of some kind but that reward is, as luck would have it, never ever ever ever on par with the disgusting nature of theese tasks.

Actually I have earlier surmised that all this is likely because I must have been a God awful person in an earlier life, or actually several lives... Probably even thousands of lives, and this time around, I'm really gonna get it. So I work with computers...

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