Ola Andersson blogg aka Taz_1999

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!
Welcome to the personal bilingual humorblog of Ola Andersson, also known on "teh internets" as Taz_1999. This is where I experiment with writing stuff that should be funny but mostly failing spectaculary in doing so. I have also other projects like Bokföra Moms — a site in Swedish about bookkeeping where I help people doing it. Bookkeeping is something we have to do, but it's is booring and I hate it. But that site has a lot of visitors and this one, who is fun for me has no visitors whatsoever, go figure! Another one is: Plugga Enklare — a site about learning stuff in a fun way, curently under development. And yet another one is: Why We Love Women — a really stupid blog listing all my misunderstandings about women. Could be fun, but I'm not currently working on it, since there are so very many of them, my misunderstandings I mean. I live in Stockholm, Sweden on the tiny island called Lilla Essingen and I am 44 years old, short, round (ok then, fat), single, no kids and drive a ridiculous moped from China. I'm self employed since 2000 and my current company is called Mammals and I'm working with compu.. I mean... I'm a fireman carpenter pornstar astronaut musician who is also crazy good at cooking. I know nothing about anything. Except partying. Which I've only heard of. I hope all this is non-threatening. My heart condition means sex literally could kill me if I get too excited. But thats OK, since my last will and testament states that the last women who does "it" with me will inherit the number to my secret swiss bank account. The number is also tattoed on my person. If you belive any of this and are a hottie, please drop me a line and a photo.

Intelligence is sexy! Hello my dear students!

YouTube logoI love this woman. She is smart. She is a hottie. She likes words, she even has degree in words (Philology), several infact! She has started a really cool website using YouTube to give lessons where she explains where certain words come from, their history, origin and meaning, and she does this really well. Mostly because she has a sense of humor (se below for the video for Naked for instance), and she also is very charming, an underappreciated quality in beautiful women I think. Her YouTube videos has generated over one hundred million views on YouTube! This is fantastic, we should all applaude her efforts in making people learn new stuff. I love this woman!

Hot for Hot For Words - I love Marina - button Some of the words and phrases I use are completely unknown by everyone I know. Now when they give me their usual blank stare and accompanying -"Huh?" (I get that alot), I can tell them: "Go to hotforwords.com, click the wordlist, click the words you don't understand, and something magical will happen. An unbelievably beautiful and very charming woman will explain them to you! Now go away!" I reccon this will save me a lot of time.

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Creativity knows no boundries - Machinima!

YouTube logoHave you noticed, that when a new piece of anything exists, some people, who I really love, will find a way to use it in a creative way, or just be creative with it, or combine this new thing with that old thing? This video is an example, it is a video-capture of two people playing Halo, nothing unusual about that. But wait, suddenly they are talking and acting!

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One beer Ola!

Me, very happy, holding up a beer I have many interesting flaws, but I consider one of my best flaws to be my complete inability to hold my liquor. This is mainly because I did not drink any alcohol until about about ten years ago when I reached the mature age of about 30 and started making some terrible decisions. Coincidentally proving that age really has nothing to do with maturity. Look at me for instance, I'm about forty years old and am about as mature as any anyone, that is about twelve years of age or younger...

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