Ola Andersson blogg aka Taz_1999

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!
Welcome to the personal bilingual humorblog of Ola Andersson, also known on "teh internets" as Taz_1999. This is where I experiment with writing stuff that should be funny but mostly failing spectaculary in doing so. I have also other projects like Bokföra Moms — a site in Swedish about bookkeeping where I help people doing it. Bookkeeping is something we have to do, but it's is booring and I hate it. But that site has a lot of visitors and this one, who is fun for me has no visitors whatsoever, go figure! Another one is: Plugga Enklare — a site about learning stuff in a fun way, curently under development. And yet another one is: Why We Love Women — a really stupid blog listing all my misunderstandings about women. Could be fun, but I'm not currently working on it, since there are so very many of them, my misunderstandings I mean. I live in Stockholm, Sweden on the tiny island called Lilla Essingen and I am 44 years old, short, round (ok then, fat), single, no kids and drive a ridiculous moped from China. I'm self employed since 2000 and my current company is called Mammals and I'm working with compu.. I mean... I'm a fireman carpenter pornstar astronaut musician who is also crazy good at cooking. I know nothing about anything. Except partying. Which I've only heard of. I hope all this is non-threatening. My heart condition means sex literally could kill me if I get too excited. But thats OK, since my last will and testament states that the last women who does "it" with me will inherit the number to my secret swiss bank account. The number is also tattoed on my person. If you belive any of this and are a hottie, please drop me a line and a photo.

To my Hero, Robert A Heinlein: Happy birthday buddy!

Robert A Heinlein - my hero.My childhood was not that great, but still, I wouldn't trade if for a different one. All that crap shaped me towards the hilarious, smart and talented and so very humble and modest person you see before you today. You wouldn't think that mean, alcoholic parents with the combined intelligence of parsley should have that effect on a young man. But as it turns out, they didn't. 

In the absence of good role models in my life I turned to books to find them. Among those books were science fiction from my Hero, Robert A Heinlein. I actually have a small altar in my home in His Honor with some pictures, candles and quotes, and I try to set aside time every day for a quiet prayer by it and maybe a little dancing too.

So I feel I owe big thanks to Robert A Heinlein for providing me with very good role models. It's his birthday today (2008-07-07), 101 years old. Congratulations buddy and thanks!

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I am celebrating today

Redhead young girl, dressed in bathrobe, making pancakes– Enjoying your single life?
– Well, yeah, sure. Who wouldn't?
– So, how long have you been free as  bird?
– A couple of months.
– Exactly how many?
– Well, if you must know. (counting with fingers) One.. two...
(Interupting) – Twelve?
– Euhm, yes... Today actually.
– 12? You've been single for 12 months, that's one year!  What are you? Some kind of religious nut? Took a wow of chastity?
– I'm not religious.... Cheers!
– So a nut then?
– Of cource I'm not A nut... More like a whole warehouse full of them.
– For the love of God, why? How did this happen? Don't you like girls or what?
– I love girls, a lot ! I know everything about girls.
– So, can't find one good one, huh?

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Best product idea ever

Three spray cans - blankThis might be another case of my brains neurons firing randomly and this somehow makes me think I have an great idea of unstoppable power that will transform the world as we know it and in the process make me filthy stinking rich. Bitter experience has on the other hand taught me that in these cases the idea is just in all likelyhood something assinine and will also get me called male chauvinist a lot. So play along and hit the button "Read more" already, It's gonna be a fun read, even interesting if you wonder how crazy people think!

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