Ola Andersson blogg aka Taz_1999

Välkommen till Ola Anderssons/Taz_1999 personliga två-språkiga humorblogg. Men tyvärr är den inte kul, på något av språken. Ledsen för det. Jag har dock en bra ide på att lösa det problemet, genom att lära mig mera. Ett tredje språk alltså: Eskimåiska. Hrurfru ghuujik illloooik. Hahaha!
Welcome to the personal bilingual humorblog of Ola Andersson, also known on "teh internets" as Taz_1999. This is where I experiment with writing stuff that should be funny but mostly failing spectaculary in doing so. I have also other projects like Bokföra Moms — a site in Swedish about bookkeeping where I help people doing it. Bookkeeping is something we have to do, but it's is booring and I hate it. But that site has a lot of visitors and this one, who is fun for me has no visitors whatsoever, go figure! Another one is: Plugga Enklare — a site about learning stuff in a fun way, curently under development. And yet another one is: Why We Love Women — a really stupid blog listing all my misunderstandings about women. Could be fun, but I'm not currently working on it, since there are so very many of them, my misunderstandings I mean. I live in Stockholm, Sweden on the tiny island called Lilla Essingen and I am 44 years old, short, round (ok then, fat), single, no kids and drive a ridiculous moped from China. I'm self employed since 2000 and my current company is called Mammals and I'm working with compu.. I mean... I'm a fireman carpenter pornstar astronaut musician who is also crazy good at cooking. I know nothing about anything. Except partying. Which I've only heard of. I hope all this is non-threatening. My heart condition means sex literally could kill me if I get too excited. But thats OK, since my last will and testament states that the last women who does "it" with me will inherit the number to my secret swiss bank account. The number is also tattoed on my person. If you belive any of this and are a hottie, please drop me a line and a photo.

The internets, its filled with funny people

Laughing Monks made of clayA lot of people look at the world and get really depressed, not me! It's really simple – You have to choose to ignore everything that could potentionally make you upset or sad, and only see the good deeds and the crazy wonderful and amazing zaniness of complete strangers. 

Who regardless of their own misery come together to worship at the temple of useless crap and consumerism (Amazon) and set aside some of there valuable worship time to write hilarious reviews of stupid products, just to make complete strangers who they will never know or meet laugh their asses off. If this is not an example of "The kindness of strangers", I don't know what is.

God bless them! :)

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IKEA Ad, Christmas Tree, 1999 - my favourite

Ikea ad christmas tree 1999What I love about this IKEA Ad (commercial) is two things:

1. The girl - the way she looks up at her boyfriend in a really understanding way, is very good. So much is said without saying anything, just a look.

2. The guy - he works very hard to fix stuff and in the end he succedes and makes his girl happy. For a guy, this accomplished mission is heart-warming and inspiring. 

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I'll be there in a jiffy, I mean jelly, as in fish

Jellyfish on blueI have a another plan! This one is crazy good... Using my keen powers of observation and my vast amounts of mad reasoning skillz I think I have found a way to change my life for the better. Finally! A change of scenery is what I need. I think I would be a lot happier in the Bahamas in the South Seas. But how do I get there? That is the problem.

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