One of the funniest pieces of dialogue I've ever heard is actually from the movie Muppets Treasure Island (1996). The young boy Jim Hawkins has no fun. He and his two friends Gonzo and Rizzo (who are muppets) are fixing something when this dialogue happens:
Jim Hawkins: – I hate my life.
Gonzo: –I hate your life too.
Rizzo: –If I had a life, I'd hate it.
This really struck a cord with me. It was years ago I saw that movie, but the quote is still funny as hell.
Anyways, people love complaing about their lives, more than thay love telling people how good their life is. Mee too, I love to complain about it. One of theese days all the complaining i do is really going to make a difference, change something. I just know it. It just takes a while before it works, I think.
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