I think about things a lot. I'ts not good thinking, but it's a lot. Here are some of the ideas my "thinking" has lead to. And I'm sorry.
I have a another plan! This one is crazy good... Using my keen powers of observation and my vast amounts of mad reasoning skillz I think I have found a way to change my life for the better. Finally! A change of scenery is what I need. I think I would be a lot happier in the Bahamas in the South Seas. But how do I get there? That is the problem.
A man has a system for everything, that's just how our peanuts work.
I have a system for work: Run around like a squirrel on speed and work on every task no more than four seconds.
I have a system for forgetting where I put my keys: Put them in a new place every single time I leave them somewhere because I sure can use a little more frustrations in my life.
This might be another case of my brains neurons firing randomly and this somehow makes me think I have an great idea of unstoppable power that will transform the world as we know it and in the process make me filthy stinking rich. Bitter experience has on the other hand taught me that in these cases the idea is just in all likelyhood something assinine and will also get me called male chauvinist a lot. So play along and hit the button "Read more" already, It's gonna be a fun read, even interesting if you wonder how crazy people think!
